Prose Before Hos

Busted Tees: Hip, funny t-shirts. Jokes you can wear: Prose Before Hos: "And here's another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you've been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you're smart and clever while making sure she knows you've got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you."

Hee-larious.

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