Files from the Rich Benson Archive - Vol. 7

I was just watching the "Rikki Lake" news show on TV and saw an incredible feat! A guy "sucked up" milk from a glass through his nose, and then squirted it in a stream about six feet away from him through his eye! I'm not kidding! He squirts it through his tear duct or something. It's a thin little white stream, and he strains so hard I thought his head was going to explode.

As of this moment, I'm converting to a Rikki Lake fan!

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