Files from the Rich Benson Archive Vol. 2
Don't Fall Into The Trap!
Parents, don't fall into the trap of selecting what you think to be popular names for your children only to find that those names have fallen from popularity! The way to avoid that is to constantly "stay on top of things" by frequently checking "Richie's Popular Baby Names" list. Richie culls tens of thousands of names worldwide and determines which names are gaining or losing in popularity. Without knowing what's going on or what's coming off of the list, you could stigmatize your child with the wrong name during your child's formative years. Why raise a child to become disturbed or afflicted with emotional problems as an adolescent or adult because their name was not well chosen? Well, by checking Richie's list, you no longer have to worry about that!
For example, most recently the boy's name "Stone" has waned so much in popularity it was removed from the list. Replacement names, which have gained in popularity, have been added to the list. Replacement names for Stone are: Brick, Gravel, Flint, Rock, Boulder, and Marble. For a small fee of $350.00 you can have Richie professionally change your child's name in a court of law so that he will grow up strong, well balanced, and liked (as opposed to shunned) by family, friends, and strangers.
And, as another example, the girl's name of "Layla" has fallen far from favor, and it, too, was removed from Richie's list of Popular Baby Names. The replacement names, which are gaining fast with strong popularity include: Lulu, Lylee, Lunglung, Lorblu, Lharglhork, Lufffleeff, and Loonloon. The tiny $350.00 name change fee applies here, too, if you want your daughter to grow up normally, marry, and have living offspring. Who wouldn't pay this ridiculously low amount to guarantee the joy of grandchildren for you to enjoy in those upcoming, golden, retirement years?
Name change applications are available at Richie's Fun Park after park admission has been paid. Just ask for your free application after you've ordered a Cattle Rancher BBQ Plate Special from Cookie's BBQ Chuck wagon stand. Cookie's BBQ Plate specials start at an affordable $37.25 per person. The Cattle Rancher BBQ Plate Special is just $59.95, but if you mention this article, Cookie will sell you the same plate for only $63.00!
Parents, don't fall into the trap of selecting what you think to be popular names for your children only to find that those names have fallen from popularity! The way to avoid that is to constantly "stay on top of things" by frequently checking "Richie's Popular Baby Names" list. Richie culls tens of thousands of names worldwide and determines which names are gaining or losing in popularity. Without knowing what's going on or what's coming off of the list, you could stigmatize your child with the wrong name during your child's formative years. Why raise a child to become disturbed or afflicted with emotional problems as an adolescent or adult because their name was not well chosen? Well, by checking Richie's list, you no longer have to worry about that!
For example, most recently the boy's name "Stone" has waned so much in popularity it was removed from the list. Replacement names, which have gained in popularity, have been added to the list. Replacement names for Stone are: Brick, Gravel, Flint, Rock, Boulder, and Marble. For a small fee of $350.00 you can have Richie professionally change your child's name in a court of law so that he will grow up strong, well balanced, and liked (as opposed to shunned) by family, friends, and strangers.
And, as another example, the girl's name of "Layla" has fallen far from favor, and it, too, was removed from Richie's list of Popular Baby Names. The replacement names, which are gaining fast with strong popularity include: Lulu, Lylee, Lunglung, Lorblu, Lharglhork, Lufffleeff, and Loonloon. The tiny $350.00 name change fee applies here, too, if you want your daughter to grow up normally, marry, and have living offspring. Who wouldn't pay this ridiculously low amount to guarantee the joy of grandchildren for you to enjoy in those upcoming, golden, retirement years?
Name change applications are available at Richie's Fun Park after park admission has been paid. Just ask for your free application after you've ordered a Cattle Rancher BBQ Plate Special from Cookie's BBQ Chuck wagon stand. Cookie's BBQ Plate specials start at an affordable $37.25 per person. The Cattle Rancher BBQ Plate Special is just $59.95, but if you mention this article, Cookie will sell you the same plate for only $63.00!
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