The Coffee Club

Ok...

The Coffee Club is looking kinda sad right now. Not many people actually bring in coffee anymore which makes the people that do bring in coffee feel lonely and dejected.

So, in order to re-energize the coffee club let's have everyone bring in some new coffee (Mary is excluded because she just bought a bunch). If you want out of the club, just let me know.

Everyone knows that I pretty much only drink decaf or 50/50 but we don't have to brew decaf all the time, I can always use the coffee maker in my office.

What kind of Coffee to buy?

• If it comes in a can from the grocery store, keep walking. That coffee is crappy and we all know it. 


• Pretty much any coffee from Trader Joes is acceptable. 


• Costco sells pretty good coffee, but it would have to be Jose's or the Starbucks roasted one. 


• Flavored coffee is ok. (except amaretto, which takes like monkey sweat) 


• We don't need filters right now.

Rules of Coffee Club

1. You do not talk about 'Coffee Club'.


2. You do not talk about 'Coffee Club'.


3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, taps out, or has an empty cup of coffee the fight is over.


4. Only two cups of coffee to a fight.


5. One coffee pot at a time.


6. No shirts, no shoes, no coffee.


7. Fights go on as long as they have to or until you are out of coffee.


8. If this is your first night at 'Coffee Club', you have to buy coffee.