New development.... The secret police of the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) waved their large-caliber automatic pistols menacingly as they raided the popular restaurant, Baja Fresh, arresting key employees and startling the lunch crowd today. Several restaurant managers and all of the cooks were searched, handcuffed and led out of the Main Place mall. Their heads hung down in red-faced shame as they were deprived of order pads, spatulas, and tall white chef's hats. The arrested avoided all direct eye contact as they filed out of the restaurant into waiting window-barricaded police buses. Shirley Ptomaine, a spokesperson for the secret police unit of the FDA told reporters that Baja Fresh had been under investigation for several months after receiving a tip from a disgruntled Baja Fresh line cook that "all was not well" in the kitchen of that establishment. And, recipe books, confiscated from the Baja Fresh kitchen by the FDA as evidence, seem to prove that things...