When I was younger I wanted to be a bartender like Issac on the Love Boat. At that age I thought that bartenders were: The epitome of cool. Always had access to the ladies. They were masters of mixology. Issac was the coolest bartender I can remember being on T.V. He was smooth and debonair, yet always ready to get into heap of wacky trouble with that crazy Gopher guy. If I was still single, I would totally be working on a cruise ship, getting into mischief and schmoozing the ladies while pouring libations and listening to all the problems of the cruise passengers - that would be the life. At least for a month or two.